
Here at this Post you will find a glimpse into the lives of the five Beards. Our life long goal is for God to be happy with us as we live our lives here on earth. We love the home school lifestyle and all the peace it brings to our family. If I could sum up my mission statement as a Mom to three and wife to one, it would be "educating for eternity."
Monday, December 31, 2007
Remembering Benazir Bhutto

Thursday, December 27, 2007
My Favorite Holiday Photo
I got the old automatic digital camera and we each took our new and old cameras on a photography trip to Arizona in August. Since then, I think we have secretly tried to outdo each other as shutterbugs. I have not been too impressed with most pictures either of us have taken lately though.
Richard attempted to take a group Christmas card photo with the whole family, including the pets. But those pic's were not that great - not neccesarily Richard's fault since it is a challenge to get 3 kids, 2 cats, a dog and the parents to pose while Dad snaps the camera with a remote. So Richard photo shopped our heads from various pics into the "elf" bodies for our 2007 Beard Family Christmas Card. I wasn't really that crazy about this year's card, but little time was left to process and mail the cards, and since it was already past 12 am, we decided to send the Elf card to press, or www.walgreens.com.
I didn't even bother to take any photos on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day. Part of the problem is the kids won't leave my camera alone. I have tried to keep it in my purse, in the case. When I experience a Kodak moment and go to retrieve my camera, I find it is either missing, the battery is dead, or some culprit has taken the SD card out of my camera to use in his own gadget. I have not seen my camera since before Christmas and have yet to upload any pics I have taken in a few weeks now.
A few days after we put the Christmas tree up, I took a some photos of Hope and the tree. This is by far, my favorite Christmas photo of 2007. Can anyone help me come up with a caption for this one? I may just have to enter it in the Wilson County Fair of 2008.
And by the way... Richard's Arizona photos will be competing against my photos in several categories at the fair next year. Let the WAR OF THE ROSES, or BEARDS begin!
Saturday, December 22, 2007
My Christmas Story - John McCain
My Christmas Story
As a POW, my captors would tie my arms behind my back and then loop the rope around my neck and ankles so that my head was pulled down between my knees. I was often left like that throughout the night.
One night a guard came into my cell. He put his finger to his lips signaling for me to be quiet, and then loosened my ropes to relieve my pain. The next morning, when his shift ended, the guard returned and retightened the ropes, never saying a word to me.
A month or so later, on Christmas Day, I was standing in the dirt courtyard when I saw that same guard approach me. He walked up and stood silently next to me, not looking or smiling at me.
After a few moments had passed, he rather nonchalantly used his sandaled foot to draw a cross in the dirt. We stood wordlessly looking at the cross, remembering the true light of Christmas, even in the darkness of a Vietnamese prison camp. After a minute or two, he rubbed it out and walked away.
That guard was my Good Samaritan. I will never forget that man and I will never forget that moment. And I will never forget that, no matter where you are, no matter how difficult the circumstances, there will always be someone who will pick you up and carry you.
May you and your family have a blessed Christmas and Happy Holidays,
John McCain
Friday, December 21, 2007
Merry Christmas
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Favorite Holiday Traditions

- Christmas shopping early the day after Thanksgiving with Richard. We rise in the dark and head out with a list and sale papers in hand. Our morning ends with a peppermint mocha from Starbucks
- Putting up the Christmas tree no later than Thanksgiving weekend
- Making a barrage of holiday sweets which include, but are not limited to gingerbread cookies, cathedral windows, peppermint bark, cherry macadamia nut bark, fudge, Chex puppy chow, red velvet cake, pumpkin roll, and whatever else we can think up
- Decorating a gingerbread house and cookie cutter cookies with Hope
- Driving around after church on Sunday or Wed evenings through different neighborhoods to look at the Christmas lights
- Seeing the Radio City Rocketts - need I say more
- Attending the annual Christmas play and choir performance put on by our home school coop. This year's play was THE CASE OF THE MISSING CHRIST, which was hilarous, but had a strong message
- Wearing my Santa Clause necklace, carrying my red purse with fur trim, and breaking out the red jacket. It really gets me in the spirit
- Wearing out our Christmas CD's, Charlie Brown, Time Life, and Amy Grant are my fav's
- Watching our collection of Christmas movies, Home Alone, Santa Clause, Grinch, Charlie Brown, It's a Wonderful Life, and watching Christmas Vacation with Richard is a must do!
- Having Richard build a fire in the fireplace on Christmas Eve
- Christmas Breakfast - Mom's croissants (thankfully she wrote this recipe down), sausage balls, and hashbrown casserole
- The creating of another corny Beard family Christmas Card
- Lighting fragrant holiday candles
- Buying gifts for those who can't buy for their own family
- Hot chocolate with marshmallows and a candy cane
- Christmas shopping with Kathy Hall
- Sometimes we'd load the kids up in their PJ's and drive around to look at the lights
So what are some of your traditions?
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Bubba Clause is Coming to Redneckville Near You

This makes me laugh until I cry. I hope you find some Holiday Cheer in this video. Does anyone know this man?
Monday, December 17, 2007
Bored Boys
Sunday, December 16, 2007
First Date

Sunday, December 09, 2007
GIRLS NIGHT OUT WITH THE "ROCKS"
Hope and Mom by the Christmas Tree at the Opry House
Saturday, December 08, 2007
Saturday, December 01, 2007
TARA'S FAVORITE THINGS
I am amazed at the power this woman has over our economy. Two days after her show, some of her favorite items were sold out on Amazon. I was in Barnes and Noble last night and they had her complete list OPRAH'S FAVORITE THINGS posted throughout the store. At any rate, I am posting here TARA'S FAVORITE THINGS. Perhaps I can help out the national economy too! Here goes - Guys take note, you might find some terrific gift ideas for that special woman in your life. These are in no particular order:
THE MAGIC BULLET as SEEN ON TV - Kohl's $49.99 - This is the best kitchen gadget ever! We use ours every morning to make healthy smoothies, frapuccino, mocha's. My favorite is made with vanilla protein powder, frozen fruit meddly, and OJ. My next favorite is made with chocolate protein powder, ice, left over coffee, cream, sugar free chocolate syrup, and a dash of mint. Breakfast in 30 seconds! It also chops any fruit or veggie, makes salsa and sauces in seconds. Thanks Melissa for recommending this.
Mary Kay's Timewise Targeted Action Line Reducer - $40.00 from your Mary Kay consultant. This will turn back time on the face and works with natural light to erase the appearance of wrinkles and the effects of time. Perfect stocking stuffer!
TRUE BLUE SPA products from BATH N BODY WORKS - Guys if you want to score points in the emotional bank account, get her the FOOTLOOSE AND FANCY FIZZ (aromatic foot bath), TOE THE LINE foot scrub, and HEEL OF APPROVAL (cracked heel treatment). Go the distance and wash her feet, and massage the scrub and heel treatment afterwards. Don't forget a handful of marbles during the footsoak - AHHH so SPAHHH. $9.00 to $15.00 each
TRUE BLUE SPA products from BATH N BODY WORKS - the LOOK MA NEW HANDS and JUST A MINUTE 60 second manicure scrub give you buffed smooth hands in under 2 min's. $10-$15 each
STARBUCKS - Peppermint Mocoa available only from Thanksgiving to Christmas at Starbucks. This is one of my favorite holiday treats. Take her to Starbucks for some "conversation" time, after Christmas shopping for the kids - $4.00
PEPPERIDGE FARM GINGERBREAD FAMILY COOKIES - These are another holiday treat that I just love. They are sooo yummy and come in Gingerbread Men, Women, and children. They are almost too cute to eat and look very festive on her favorite Christmas dish. $3.50 at Target.
THE BIG COMFY ROBE and HOUSE SOCKS - These are available at many stores. Find the softest and smoothest one offered. I love the ones at BATH AND BODY WORKS (39$ with a purchase) and at Belk and Pennies for about the same price. Don't forget the matching house socks with treads on the bottom - you want her to be comfortable AND safe!
YANKEE CANDLE anything. Most gals love to go into these shops and just sniff. I try to pick up one for the holidays. I love the PUMPKIN SPICE for Thanksgiving. I try to pick out something I think HE would like. This year I got HOLIDAY BAYBERRY. The fragrance reminds me of the evergreen trees my Dad would cut each year and it's very pleasant. Often these are 25% off at the YANKEE store, or at CRACKER BARREL. $19-$25 retail. Go to www.yankeecandle.com and sign up to receive a $10 off coupon.
ANITA RENFROE DVD - She has been described as a triple shot of expresso in a decafe world, but there isn't a latte cup big enough to hold the party that Anita Renfroe brings. Her inventive blend of musical comedy and inspiration leave audience with cheeks that hurt and hearts with humor and hope.This DVD conatins the hit song Momisms that is taking the nation by storm. It's everything a mom would say in 24 hours and reduced to 2 minutes and 55 seconds and sung to the breakneck pace of the Willaim Tell Overture (think: Lone Ranger). --David Chaudhry. Offer to take the kids out and let her invite her gals over one evening for a night of deep belly laughs :) More points in the emotional bank!! $10.99 at www.amazon.com.
PLANET EARTH DVD set www.amazon.com $59.99. There is something very calming about watching these DVD's. I am reminded that God is very much in charge of everything. I don't know why, but I love watching these with my significant other. It's like going somewhere together that we've never been before. If I could afford to buy everyone I know something - THIS WOULD BE IT! Following is the reveiw from AMAZON:
As of its release in early 2007, Planet Earth is quite simply the greatest nature/wildlife series ever produced. Following the similarly monumental achievement of The Blue Planet: Seas of Life, this astonishing 11-part BBC series is brilliantly narrated by Sir David Attenborough and sensibly organized so that each 50-minute episode covers a specific geographical region and/or wildlife habitat (mountains, caves, deserts, shallow seas, seasonal forests, etc.) until the entire planet has been magnificently represented by the most astonishing sights and sounds you'll ever experience from the comforts of home. The premiere episode, "From Pole to Pole," serves as a primer for things to come, placing the entire series in proper context and giving a general overview of what to expect from each individual episode. Without being overtly political, the series maintains a consistent and subtle emphasis on the urgent need for ongoing conservation, best illustrated by the plight of polar bears whose very behavior is changing (to accommodate life-threatening changes in their fast-melting habitat) in the wake of global warming--a phenomenon that this series appropriately presents as scientific fact. With this harsh reality as subtext, the series proceeds to accentuate the positive, delivering a seemingly endless variety of natural wonders, from the spectacular mating displays of New Guinea's various birds of paradise to a rare encounter with Siberia's nearly-extinct Amur Leopards, of which only 30 remain in the wild.
A fresh bag of Cinnamon Scented Pine Cones - $4.00 at Wal-mart or JoAnn's. I debated over spending 4$ on Pine Cones this year. We have a tree down the road, but last year I picked a bag and they had little spiders which hatched out after I brought them indoors. This year I got a bag of scented ones. They are so pretty in a bowl or flower pot with other items like fruit or even extra Christmas tree balls. And the house smells soooo good!
I LOVE my subscription to PAULA DEEN. I have yet to make anything from her magazine which our family didn't rave about. $19 for a one year subscription - Bi-monthly magazine.
Thursday, November 29, 2007
In defense of the Defenseless

Tuesday, November 27, 2007
I've been Tagged!
1. I read magazines from back to front. I don't know why but I just do.
2. My middle name is Lynne, with an E
3. I've been to Russia and actually taught Bible classes in the public schools there.
4. I have an unusual education and profession. My undergrad degree is in Business, my graduate degree - Masters in Education. I currently homeschool the kids, teach science and typing at their tutorial, and manage the books for a local business. God sure prepared me for the path He put me on - although I lived through my 20's and 30's without a clue.
5. My wedding dress was a size 7 - and Mom had to take it up before it would stay on me. I really want my body back.
6. My maiden name is Bybee and supposedly one of our great great great great granddaddy's married into the Powhattan Tribe in Virginia. I also have 1 molar with 5 points, which my dentist says is a genetic trait from the Natives.
7. The hair on my arms is red - like our boys.
Friday, November 23, 2007
Thanksgiving 2007
So what are you thankful for??


Saturday, November 17, 2007
Halloween 2007
Prayer Request
Hope's Makeover
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Dr's Dentists and Detours
These past few days have been filled with lots of drama and more office visits. Micah is still seeing the orthodontist - he's had his braces for almost 2 years now. We loaded up and went to the office to find it closed. Someone made a mistake because WE are in Lebanon, and THEY are in Mt. Juliet?! Had to reschedule and pull away from home schooling another afternoon this week.
He has also had more trouble seeing lately, so I took him in for an exam, and guess who is getting glasses now? Then Hope's glasses broke and she really needed another pair anyway. But because of insurance, we must have an exam first and to get safety glasslenses in new frames. Wish I'd known about this when Micah's appointment was made. We see the eye Doc for the second time this week. Get RX for safety glasses. The 2 sets of frames we are allowed to chose from are 2 sizes too big for her head, so we go for a pair which are adorable on her, but hit take a bit from the wallet.
I finally got in to see a new electrocardiologist this week. The whole process took nearly 6 hours counting driving time. I am not a good candidate for the ablation I was interesting in having done. That is more successful with patients who have a different type of rhythm problem. But when my heart goes crazy again, I will have one of the best doc's around here to seek treatment.
In spite of all these appointments, we managed to get ready for tutorial Friday. I am teaching 7th grade general science, and also keyboarding. Hope has her coop class, choir, piano, sewing, and art. Ethan and Micah are taking 9 classes total. We load up 2 packpacks, 2 laptops, 1 sewing machine, piano books, art supplies, my teaching bag, folders, papers, experiment basket which includes sand, dirt, gravel, vinegar, plaster of Paris, rocks, and other goodies. By the time we get the van loaded, the back end is resting LOW and off we go. Wait, there's an accident somewhere because we are going nowhere on I-40. We manage to get off and take the back roads, but there's construction there and all the traffic is detoured back onto I-40! We will be LATE this morning.
We are usually exhausted by the time we get home. I was sooo looking forward to a calm night at home,with a movie and a pizza. We'd been home about 10 minutes when Hope comes screaming into the house with a bloody lip - but wait, where are the bottom halves of her two front teeth??!! So we load up again and meet the dentist at his office (which is always closed on Friday) and he takes x-rays to be sure there's no nerve or root damage. Those concerns check out OK, so we are sent home with RX for pain and told to be back at 7 am Monday morning. We try to watch Ratatooi, but Richard and I are totally OUT on the couch by 7:30pm. The music from the credits wakes us from a deep drooley sleep at 9pm. So much for quality family time.
Do you ever feel like you just spin your wheels and never make any progress? I know our week was probably no more out of the ordinary than yours. But I don't think I can keep my sanity at this rate much longer! Most of my days and weeks play out like those IF YOU GIVE A MOUSE OR MOOSE OR PIG A MUFFIN, COOKIE, or PANCAKE! books. I'll take one of each please...........can I have some VALIUM too??
Monday, November 05, 2007
Top 10 Reasons NOT to Have an Outdoor November Wedding
Our family attended an out door wedding yesterday at the Belle Meade Plantation. My cousin Derrick married one of the prettiest brides I have ever seen. The flowers and attendants were impressive too. My brother did a fine job marrying the bride and groom. In all, it was an exceptionally bright sunny day and a splendid wedding.
But I have also posted some reasons to ponder for NOT having a wedding outdoors in November.... just in case you ever Wonder.
- chilly Weather
- falling acorns from the trees above
- helicopters
- flying squirrels IN the trees above
- freight train tracks within a 1/4 mile - whistle blowing, engines roaring through the entire exchange of vows
- jet aircraft from the nearby international airport continually circling to land
- yappy dog barking throughout the ceremony from the other side of picket fence
- kid inceasantly dribbling a basketball during the prayer on nearby concrete
- hot rods racing down nearest side street during the I Do's
- birds flying over wedding guests and party - after feasting on berries in the garden
Thursday, November 01, 2007
Happy Birthday Little Brother


On Friday November 2nd, my little brother turns 31. I can't believe he's that old - but I'm always 11 years ahead of him. When he was a kid, it seemed like a big difference. But now the age difference seems insignificant. He has 3 little kids, we have 3 bigger kids. He's still working on another degree, and I already finished my degree. He loves his family very much and is always busy working... so am I.
There are advantages to being so far apart in age. I was an ONLY child for a long time. I was always the first pick for babysitting. There was no sibling rivalry either. By the time Jason was old enough to argue, I was in college. And we never, ever fought over toys that can I recall.
I am very proud of my brother Jason. Most parents would never pick the path for their children that my brother was forced upon at such an early age. He has endured and overcome. He was dealt a bad hand and didn't fold. He made "lemonade from lemons". So HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASON! Here's to 31 and many, many more.
I'm including the following as a tribute to Jason. I was asked to put this story into words. It was read upon Jason's introduction as College Hills' guest speaker for Homecoming 2007. Jason, may you never forget God's hand in your life and never doubt His purpose for you here.
Love you!
BIG SIS
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One of my earliest childhood memories is of me snuggled up next to my mom on a church pew, finding security in her calming presence. I also remember deeply wishing and patiently waiting for a brother or sister to play with. I was an ONLY CHILD for 11 years. Finally, my wish came true in 1976 and I became the BiG SIS to new baby brother Jason.
I remember asking my Mom years later WHY there were no other brothers or sisters for 11 years. I was surprised to learn her reason was NOT for a lack of wanting more children. However, Nature had withheld the blessing of any more Bybee babies from our family. Then she shared the Bible story of Hannah with me because she could personally relate to this humble woman. For years, Hannah’s prayer was also Myrna’s Prayer:
1 Sam 1:11 “O Lord Almighty, if you will only look upon your servant’s misery and remember me, and not forget your servant, but give her a son, then I will give him to the Lord for all the days of his life.”
Life rarely plays out in reality as we imagine it in our dreams. Our Dad was a hearty, healthy 6’2” 220lbs in his adulthood, but he died after brief and brutal struggle with cancer when Jason was only 10 years old. Just a few years later, fate took our precious Mother down the same road and my brother became an orphan.
Perhaps Satan intended to keep Mom’s prayer from being completely fulfilled through our parents’ untimely passing. Maybe Satan thought he could prevent a future minister from proclaiming God’s truths by leaving Jason parentless. Although I don’t know why these events happened to my family, I am certain about this: Through all the years of trials and heartache, God never wavered. He continued to work in our lives to fulfill Mom’s dream of raising a preacher. Even through her death, God continued answering her prayers.
Many of life’s moments aren’t particularly notable. But there are other DEFINING MOMENTS which shape us all. Today is a defining moment for me, for my brother, for our parents, and also for this church. Today is the day one humble woman’s prayer comes full circle and GOD’s goodness outshines all the pain, injustice, and difficulties of this world. We give HIM all the praise and all the glory for HIS blessings. And our prayer is that HE is happy with us indeed.
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Do You Know the MUFFIN MAN?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koe6LEd-wVk
I always thought the muffin man was fat and kinda cranky! HA!
Trick or Treat Kitties
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6jUEuKPoxE
MEOW!
Monday, October 29, 2007
Top 10 Things I have Given Up On
- Having a positive shopping experience at our Lebanon Wal-mart. This place brings the worst in a lot of people.
2. Being able to drive down Hartmann Drive without hitting a red light.
3 Ever being able to lose weight again.
4. Getting rid of my green elbows. Why does this happen? I bathe regularly with soap!?
5. Not having ZITS. Nobody warned me that I would one day have wrinkles and ZiTS. How does this happen? This seems a terrible injustice to my face, and those who must look at it.
6. Ever being able to get 21 years of photographs into an album, much less a scrapbook.
7. Ever getting the past 6 years of digital photos printed.
8. Time to myself.....I don't want a lot, but a hour or two alone in a clean house would be dreamy every month or two.
9. Ever getting out of debt.
10. Ever being able to get rid of our brown recluse spiders! What is one to do if the ORKIN mail fails you??? By the way, our former BUG MAN is now having unexplained seizures. I think he's had too much exposure to bug spray.
Sunday, October 28, 2007
Micah's Caramel Popcorn
(You will need a stove corn popper)
1/2 cup organic popcorn
1/4 cup organic brown sugar
2T organic butter
1 T vegetable oil

First add the oil, brown sugar, and butter in a bowl and heat in the microwave (until butter melts) then stir well. Add half this mixture in the popcorn popper along with the popcorn. When it's almost done popping, add the rest of the brown sugar mixture and turn off stove. Then let cool for a minute while gently stirring.
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Out of Ca$h and Into a Dodge....................

Wednesday, October 24, 2007
What I Miss................

Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Who DID invent the Toilet??
First valve-type flush toilet was introduced in 1738 by a man named J.F. Brondel (J.F. Bronde)
Alexander Cummings invented the Strap, a sliding valve between the bowl and the trap in 1775.
Samuel Prosser applied for and received a patent for a plunger toilet in 1777.
Joseph Bramah altered the design in 1778 so that it had a valve at the bottom of the bowl that worked on a hinge, a predecessor to the modern ballcock.
Thomas Twyford revolutionized the toilet business in 1885 when he built the first trapless toilet in a one-piece, all china design.
J. G. Jennings patented a washout closet in 1852. This unit had a shallow basin with a dished tray and water seal. The flush water drove the contents into the pan and then through the S-trap.
The U.S.Patent Office received applications for 350 new toilet designs between 1900 and 1932.
Engineers at the Emerson Motor Company in St. Louis have developed a 3.3 inch motor and a .2 horsepower pump that fits in a toilet tank to add speed and power to each flush.
Emerson partnered with pump manufacturers Zoeller Company and Hydromatic Pump Company to develop a plumbing system that liquefies waste.
Thomas Crapper didn't invent the toilet, but was an English plumber from the late 1800s who held nine patents for plumbing products
Although I was ready to give credit to Thomas Crapper for our modern day device... it seems that this essential invention evolved over time and several people are due credit for our throne. Thanks for allowing me to indulge in a little "crap" material.
Here are some jokes my son made up;
What do you call a bunny in a dress??
Little Bunny MOO MOO!!!
What do you call a bunny on a train??
Little Bunny CHOO CHOO!!!
To which I added:
What do you call a bunny on the johnny?
Little Bunny POO POO!
Yes we have a warped sense of humor, but keep in mind, we are without TV and are desperately trying to amuse ourselves :)
Sunday, October 21, 2007
The DARK Ages, and Trivia Question
Our Heat and Air unit has been out since last Thursday.
And Thursday night our Internet went down and Richard just got it going today.
Last night Micah commented that our family is now living in the DARK AGES since we have no TV, no INTERNET, and NO HEAT/AC. I got a chuckle from that.
At least we can still flush..... But I will keep my fingers crossed!
and now for a bit of TRIVIA
Who can tell me the inventor of the TOILET??
Thursday, October 18, 2007
NEA Resolves to Stand AGAINST Home Schooling
Our main reason for home schooling? We feel it will give our children a greater chance of going to heaven. However, the other advantages are countless. We are so blessed and want to encourage anyone who feels led to home schooling to GO FOR IT! We may not always have the freedom to home school IF the NEA has it's way.Not much angers me, but this most recent stunt by the NEA gets my blood boiling!!!!
The National Educational Association in their 2007-2008 Resolutions has taken a stand against homeschooling.It reads "The National Education Association believes that home schooling programs based on parental choice cannot provide the student with a comprehensive education experience. (yes, my children have missed out a lot being home schooled. Like eating school lunch, standing in line to eat, drink, walk, potty, ect. Also they have missed out on lock downs, property and body searches, and a whole host of other experiences. All socialization is NOT positive. Gasp! How will my children ever function in society??)
When home schooling occurs, students enrolled must meet all state curricular requirements, including the taking and passing of assessments to ensure adequate academic progress.
(Yes, some home schoolers can get around the standardized tests. HOWEVER, many subjects and topics I and other home school parent have taught our children would never appear on a standardized test. All 3 of our kids have had at least a year of Greek before entering 4th grade. They have studied world history chronologically along with the Bible. So there are many topics which most home school parents expose their children to learning at a very young age, which would never appear on a standardized test. The standardized tests are NOT an accurate measurement of knowledge, simply a measurement of a piece of the pie, not the whole pie.)
Home schooling should be limited to the children of the immediate family (If we decide our children's education would be enhanced by allowing them to work with tutors and mentors, that's our choice!)
with all expenses being borne by the parents/guardians. (My husband and I pay more than our fair share of taxes and I NEVER ask or expect the gov't to foot the bill for our choices. A tax credit would be nice for our choice though. Considering each school system in TN gets approximately 6000+ per student per year, I figure we will have saved taxpayers $18,000 per year.)
Instruction should be by persons who are licensed by the appropriate state education licensure agency, and a curriculum approved by the state department of education should be used. (Hey that's one reason we chose to home school in the first place. We get to choose the curriculum! I have 3 different learning styles in my 3 kiddo's. What worked for Ethan was a disaster for Micah. As home schoolers, we had the option to change Micah's texts to something else more suited to his learning style. It didn't take rocket science for us parents to figure that out either. Also this week's paper had another coach at a local HS who was charged with sexual abuse of a student. Granted, most teachers have better values, but being "licensed by the state" does little to impress the home school world of parents. Our standards are usually much higher than state standards)
The Association also believes that home-schooled students should not participate in any extracurricular activities in the public schools. The Association further believes that local public school systems should have the authority to determine grade placement and/or credits earned toward graduation for students entering or re-entering the public school setting from a home school setting. (Sound's like someone just doesn't want to play NICE)
"Statistics have shown that homeschooled students do exceptionally well. They excel (and win) spelling bees, score high on tests like the SAT, and go on to be accepted into many colleges. One Source: http://www.chec.org/Legislative/News/HomeschoolingStatistics/Index.html Homeschoolers also find benefits in co-op classes contrary to the NEA belief that students should only be instructed by their immediate families. Take a moment to tell the NEA that homeschooling is a real option that does produce wonderfully rounded and educated members of society.http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/homeschoolers-against-nea-philosophy?page=%2051
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Why DID the chicken cross the Road?
DR. PHIL:The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize thathe must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the roadbefore it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of theroad. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting bynot taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding New problems.
OPRAH:Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which iswhy he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having thechicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a partof life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just driveacross the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens
GEORGE W BUSH:We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We justwant to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not.The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.____________________________________________________
COLIN POWELL:Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satelliteimage of the chicken crossing the road...____________________________________________________
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have notyet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.____________________________________________________
JOHN KERRY:Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am nowagainst it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misledabout the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and willremain against it.___________________________________________________
NANCY GRACE:That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can seeit in his eyes and the way he walks.____________________________________________________
PAT BUCHANAN:To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.____________________________________________________
MARTHA STEWART:No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. Ihad a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs whenthe price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me anyinsider information.____________________________________________________
DR SEUSS:Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've notbeen told.____________________________________________________
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:To die in the rain. Alone
GRANDPA:In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was goodenough.____________________________________________________
BARBARA WALTERS:Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listeningto the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming storyof how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on toaccomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.____________________________________________________
JOHN LENNON:Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together,in peace.____________________________________________________
ARISTOTLE:It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.____________________________________________________
BILL GATES:I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only crossroads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, andbalance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part ofeChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will nevercra...#@&&^( C .. ... reboot.____________________________________________________
ALBERT EINSTEIN:Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road movebeneath the chicken?____________________________________________________
BILL CLINTON:I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is yourdefinition of chicken?____________________________________________________
AL GORE:I invented the chicken!____________________________________________________
COLONEL SANDERS:Did I miss one?____________________________________________________
DICK CHENEY:Where's my gun?
I'm HOT and everything is BROKEN
Today is October 17th and I am sitting in my home with bare feet, hair pulled back, in a thin top, windows open, ceiling fans on HIGH, and I am HOT!!!! Last night I kept tossing and turning and sweating. Then I bolted out of bed because I smelled something burning. I also noticed our heat and air unit didn't sound quite right and now it won't do ANYTHING. I can't believe how incredibly warm the weather has been lately. It's still too hot to eat on the back porch and we are on the back side of October already. At any rate, I sit here in the heat waiting for my hero, the BENTLY's repair man to come over and right the wrongs with our unit.
Last week our main TV went out for the 3rd time this year. It cannot be repaired since they don't make the part which is broken. I don't understand this since it's only 5 years old. At any rate, we are without a TV at the moment. We also had 2 smaller, older TV's which are now gonners. I think we should just do without until year end and see what this does for our family life! We may have to depending on the AC bill!
And last of all, I can't make my healthy morning smoothies any more either. I bought a new Oster heavy duty blender back in the summer. I have always wanted a blender, but never got one in all my 21 years of marrriage and house keeping. Within 6 weeks, the blender started having that OZONE smell and blew up. Richard went to great lengths to locate the right fuse and sauter the fuse back into the motor. Then last week as I was preparing a delicious smoothie with OJ, Cream, Strawberries, Pineapple, and Mangos (YUM) and it blew up yet again.
So I am HOT, I can't make me a smoothie, and watch TV.
I miss the blender the most!
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
New Additions to the Family

Now should we rename our blog page FIVEBEARDS and a DOG and 2 CATS?Monday, October 15, 2007
Get your NASCAR shots!
I got a good chuckle from this article. I know I am a true southerner, but this article is ridiculous!
You know your in the south when.....
Indoor furniture is on the front porch
Yard statues include the commode
Duck Tape is the number one home/auto repair tool
Sweet Tea is on the menu
Cornbread and Pintos makes a complete meal
The finest Rednecks come out late at night like vampires and shop at Wal-mart.
You've ever made a redneck rain poncho - out of a Hefty Bag
You have an assortment of Halloween costumes made from Hefty Bags
Your granny isn't fat..... She's just HEFTY!
Living in the south's not too bad - At school last Friday the 2nd graders had been studying Tennessee. They were in the fellowship hall decorating Tennessee shaped cookies. I didn't know you could order online state shaped cookie cutters - even ones from the south.

